Applying logic, facts and accountability to the mindless droning of the feminist hate movement.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Are You REALLY A Feminist? Take The Test.

I'm getting a little sick of this questionnaire which poses a number of questions, then based on your answers, tells you whether you are supposedly a feminist or not at the end. As is typical, the questions are mostly based around whether you believe in equality of the sexes and if you do you will get results back informing you, that you are indeed a feminist. I got 70% in this questionnaire and was informed that I was certainly a feminist - whether I know it or not - and that I believe in gender equality, at least most of the time. Funny, because in reality feminism is about anything but equality and I'm pretty damned sure I'm not a feminist. The image on the left is a visual representation of claiming that feminism is about equality.

So I made my own test based more on the laws feminists saw passed, their campaigns and their actions. Here is how you can really tell if you are a feminist or not.

Do you support these ideals. Pick yes or no for each question and add up the amount of times you answered yes and no for your final score:



1. Women should be economically and socially independent, except if she gets divorced, in which case her husband should be ordered to pay her money.

[ Yes / No ]



2. Men and women should be paid, on average, exactly the same amount overall, even if men work more hours than women do.

[ Yes / No ]



3. Men and women should not be held to the same sexual standards. If a woman does not wish to be forced into motherhood in the case of irresponsible sex, she should have the choice to get an abortion (or abandon the child at the nearest fire station, or put it up for adoption). If a man does not wish to be forced into fatherhood in the case of irresponsible sex, he should not have the choice to avoid paying child support for the next 18 years.

[ Yes / No ]



4. Men and women should not be held to the same sexual standards. Just because nobody said "no" and there was no physical coercion does not mean it was still rape if the woman regretted it later. If a woman and a man are drunk and have sex the man raped the woman but the woman did not rape the man. Any man claiming to have been raped under these same conditions should be laughed at, accused of being a misogynist or both. You can't rape the willing.

[ Yes / No ]



5. Men do not deserve equal protection from domestic violence and emotional abuse by comparison to women. In fact, "patriarchal coercion" is the root cause of all domestic abuse so even if a woman was abusive, it was most likely in self-defense and the man should be arrested for abuse.

[ Yes / No ]



6. Men should accept unhealthy, obese women as beautiful because it will be good for their self esteem, however stopping the wacky and contradictory holding of men to higher standards of wealth in order to find them attractive, despite demanding economic equality with them is not my concern.

[ Yes / No ]



7. Children do not all deserve the equal advantage of having a father in their family.

[ Yes / No ]



8. If women do not make up 50% of jobs at all levels (not including the low levels), affirmative action is required to meet that quota. The principles of market economy are not my concern.

[ Yes / No ]



9. If women do not make up 50% of college students, affirmative action is required to meet that quota. However, the fact that women now make up 58% of college students due to previous affirmative action is not my concern. Girls still underperform in mathematics and science. That is more important to me and my definition of equality.

[ Yes / No ]



10. Children should be raised in institutional daycare.

[ Yes / No ]



11. If a man has a problem with a woman being hostile and demanding, she doesn't have the problem, he can't handle a strong woman. However, if he is hostile and demanding, that is abuse.

[ Yes / No ]



If you answered Yes to 6 or more of these 11 questions; You are a total feminist. Yes, this means you're a man hater, although you may be a self-loathing, sniveling mangina. You should probably also be shot.

You believe that inequalities disadvantaging women should be rectified, but women should also be a privileged sexual nobility due to inequalities disadvantaging men.

People often don't understand why you claim to be about equality. In fact, they seem to keep not understanding regardless of how many times you repeat it.

If you answered No to 6 or more of these 11 questions; You are an anti-feminist. Welcome to the club.

I got 11 No's. What's your score?

Additional information:
1. Alimony, skewed sole maternal custody + child support, division of assets etc.
2. Wage gap myth based on overall average incomes when men work longer hours.
Also see Men Deserve Equal Pay.
3. Well known double standard, but Choice for Men has more information, particularly on child abandonment law.
4. Eg. Men face jail for rape if women are 'too drunk' to consent in bed to boost convictions.
5. Eg. Ending bias in domestic assault law.
6. "Women should accept their bodies as they are. Women should not have to conform to wacky beauty ideals." - 60% of American women are overweight, 35% are obese.
7. "A woman should be able to marry and have kids with anyone she wants - including another woman."
8. Eg. Norway in women bosses ultimatum
9. Eg. Men Deserve Equal Pay.
10. If both parents are working full-time, what happens to the kids?
11. Well known double standard.